Too fat.
Yay cat posts!!!
catsfolyfe:
how do cats even work?
laugh-addict:
via laugh-addict
It’s December and it hasn’t even snowed here yet >_>
When someone walks slower than me:
omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me:
jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops